Tarbender

Student, part-time bartender, unemployed screenwriter, full-time narcissist.

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Red Bull Curses

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My New Years Resolution to completely curb energy drinks lasted a whopping eight days. And since then, well, I think I have established a st...
Monday, December 18, 2006

The Death of Common Sense

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Originally written by Lori Bergman. "Three yards of black fabric enshroud my computer terminal. I am mourning the passing of an old fri...

Liquor Board "Sting"

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Another waste of tax dollars. In an undercover sting, a nearly six foot blonde "penetrated" several Victoria-area nightclubs in an...
Sunday, December 17, 2006

Kincaide Show

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I must be getting old. Kincaide performed at my bar last week, reinforcing my notion that I am out of touch with teenagers. The opening band...
Friday, December 15, 2006

How to Impress Your Bartender

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1. Tip me well. If I give you great service (i.e. your drink is on the bar waiting for you when you approach the bar) tip well. If the servi...

Nightclubs and the Sneakiness

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Nightclubs are a bizarre place when you break it down. I imagine it is supposed to bring people to some sort of euphoric state; low lighting...
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